I Guess I’ll Pack Up My Mind

I was reading in Sunday’s Post that every year so many thousand scrips are registered to the guild. It’s crazy to think that I could just be a number somewhere in those thousands. I have to finish the one I’m working on first though. I mean in all reality I will be registering four different ones not just one. So that helps my chances, right? Four different ones – four different genre’s. I hope so. It would suck to work so hard on something that you believe to be good (and some not so good) but then have to nothing to show for it. We’ll see I guess. I need to set a timeframe to have them submitted by then I might fiinish something I’m not proud of. Don’t rush writing. Don’t do it fucker!

Currently just finished “The Series of Unfortunate Events” book series. All right. Nothing special. I wouldn’t have finished it because I got bored but then I was like I might as well.

Holy fuck I sucked so bad at golf today. Easily the worst I’ve ever played. Keep in mind that I’ve played like fifteen times my entire life. But you know golf is one of those things like Ping Pong where it shouldn’t be that hard but it fucking is. And it’s aggravating as shit but what can you do.

I am thinking about taking a train to California this August. Just for something different. I mean planes you don’t get to enjoy anything but clouds. Cars take forever. So maybe you know a train. Maybe but I don’t know. It’s still a long time. Just a change.

And now for the movies:
Good Movies: The Science of Sleep, 300, Breach
Decent Movies: Hollywoodland, Zodiac, Pan’s Labyrinth
Bad Movies: Tenacious D In the Pick of Destiny, Little Children, Tideland, Running With Scissors
Movies that totally let me down: For Your Consideration, TMNT

Check out coconut records. It’s Jason Schwartzman’s solo project and it’s pretty.

And now I think I shall have a drink.

And it goes yeah, yeah, yeah

I have now tried six different kinds of beer/lager and so far only corona extra and mich ultra are the only two worth a crap. Care to know the dislikes? Bud Light, Grolsch Blonde Lager, Goose Island 312, and Goose Island Summertime. Vodka is my enemy too.

3 people viewed my blog today. wow. that’s a lot considering it’s a month old.

I have a turtle that is sick, I think? He escaped earlier but I found him crawling on a pair of my shorts about five feet from the tank. He is a fucking daredevil, he fell a good three feet to the ground and kept walking. I wonder if he tucked himself inside his shell about halfway down.

Something great happened last month. I got my appendix taken out. I know it’s not great but really it turned out to be because I wrote an entire script the week I was off work. I need surgery more often I think. 98 pages in 8 days is fucking insane. Anyway I’m all healed up and feeling wonderful.

I have watched the worst movies ever lately: An American Haunting, the Libertine, the Ringer, Pirates of the Caribbean 2. If you liked this movie than you obviously haven’t seen the first one that they took all the jokes from. It sucks cock. Not even Jonny Depp’s cock no it can’t even suck the leading actor’s cock it sucks Orlando Blooms cock and that’s pretty bad. You know how bad if you’ve seen Elizabethtown. The worst movie ever.

I have seen some good ones though: Cars(so so), Clifford(good for a kids movie), Superman Returns is fucking awesome. Go watch it right now because it’s the best movie of the summer. Brian Singer knows how to make a movie. Anyone else checking out Clerks 2 tomorrow? Do it.

I think that’s it.. Did I cover everything this month.. ovies, writing, humphrey, drinking. I think that’s everything. Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy recovery and birthday. It’s means a little.